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Vice President Biden tells Trump to ‘grow up’; Trump reacts by knocking over glass of milk at dinner

The White House.

(Political Satire, Still Legal in the USA) Vice President Biden, appearing on the PBS News Hour, responded to Donald Trump’s Tweet calling Sen. Chuck Schumer “a clown” with these simple words: “Grow up, Donald. Time to be an adult. You’re President now.”

But according to inside sources at Trump Tower, the President-elect became so angry at Biden’s comments that at dinner he deliberately knocked over his glass of milk, and threw his mashed potatoes at his dog, Taco Bowl.

“I said to him, ‘Donnie, you best stop playing with that food,’ ” said Mrs. Ida Mae Washington, Trump’s childhood nanny.

“I told him if he didn’t clean up that milk and mashed potatoes, there would be no TV, and no peanut butter crackers before story time,” she added.

But according to another, anonymous source, Trump had a total melt down.

“When he heard he might not get his peanut butter crackers, he threw himself on the floor and started kicking his feet,” said the source. “He loves those crackers.”

“Mrs. Washington asked one of the Secret Service agents to help get him in his jammies and into bed. ‘He’s overtired, and he has a big day with those security folks tomorrow’ I heard her say.”

The source added that as Trump was carried off screaming, he was heard to yell, “I want Vladimir to read me a story! ”

Mr. Trump meets tomorrow with the head of the CIA.

“That is, if he behaves himself, ” Mrs. Washington was reported to have said.

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This story is POLITICAL SATIRE and NOT Real News. Smile, everybody.

 

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