(Political Satire, Still Legal in the USA) FLORIDA– President-elect Donald Trump complained today that he wasn’t President yet.
“Look, I won the election by almost three million popular votes. It was a landslide. It just doesn’t seem fair that Obama keeps throwing up these roadblocks to keep me from doing my presidential duties. Why should I have to wait until January 20th just because he doesn’t want to move out yet?”
When asked to comment on the President-elect’s statement, a spokesperson for President Obama said, “Mr. Trump did not win the popular vote by three million votes. It was not a landslide.” Then, sighing, the spokesman said, “And that roadblock standing in his way is called ‘The Constitution.’ ”
In what is widely seen as retaliation for Trump trying to tell him his business before his term ends, Obama this morning Tweeted:
“Don’t like the carpet in the D.C. Trump Hotel. Sad.”
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