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Trump Calls CIA Claims of Russian Interference in Election, “смешной”

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(Political Satire) NEW YORK– President-elect Donald Trump called the CIA’s claim that the Russians interfered in the election,”smeshnoy,” the Russian word for “ridiculous.”

The Failing Times caught up with the President-elect while he was having dinner.

“Look,” Trump said, nibbling on an appetizer of Russian caviar,  “these claims are just not true. So very very, bigly, false.”

Later as the President-elect moved on from a soup course of borscht to the meat dish, shaslyk, a kind of shish-ka-bob and a favorite of the Russian people, he said that claims made by the CIA that Russia wanted him to win were sour grapes.

“It’s all Democrats. They’re embarrassed about losing–and they lost big. It was the largest loss in the history of Presidential elections. They were crushed. They lost by nearly three million popular votes. Buried,” the President-elect said, pounding the table with his shoe for emphasis.

As Mr. Trump had his dessert, a delicious looking vatrushka, a traditional Russian cake with cottage cheese in the middle and bits of fruit, he said, “Besides, the election was a long time ago. Months and months ago. Time to move on, don’t you think?”

Later, the President-elect put on his high boots, and he and his wife relaxed by doing some traditional Russian folk dances.



This story is POLITICAL SATIRE and NOT Real News. Smile, everybody.

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