(Political Satire)(NEW YORK) Donald J. Trump, 45th President of The United States, was sent to bed without his supper after he Tweeted that “millions” illegally voted for Hillary Clinton.
Mrs. Ida Mae Washington, Trump’s nanny since his childhood, gave a brief statement at Trump Tower.
“Donny was overtired. I warned him not to go wild with that cell phone like he does, I told him that I’d take it away, but he just gave me that impish smile and went ahead and did it anyway. So I wrestled it from him and sent him right to bed.”
When asked if that was the extent of the President-elect’s punishment, Mrs. Washington said she wouldn’t give him supper. “It was his favorite too: mini franks and beans.”
Unnamed sources also indicated that Mr. Trump would not be permitted to watch TV for a week. “At this point,” the source said, “The inauguration is even in doubt. I heard Mrs. Washington tell him if he expected to stand up there and put his hand on the good Lord’s book, he better shape up.”
Mr. Trump was unavailable for comment as he has been grounded for the rest of the week.
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