(Political Satire)(INDIANA) Officials at the Carrier Corporation today confirmed that President-elect Donald J. Trump convinced them to keep all factory jobs in the United States by personally ordering ten million air conditioners.
Casper Prinkleman, the spokesperson for Carrier, said that Mr. Trump paid full price for the units, which he plans to spread around to his many worldwide properties in exchange for Carrier not sending jobs to Mexico.
“He told us he’d take all ten million at full price if we gave him 60 days to pay,” Prinkleman told The Failing Times. “We thought, hey, he’s the President-elect–he’s good for it!”
But hours later Trump Tweeted: “Just made a sucker deal with Carrier. By the time the bill comes I’ll be Prez. Winning!”
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