(Political Satire)(PALM BEACH, FL) Fidel Castro, the outspoken revolutionary who for 50 years defied the United States, continued to do so even on his death bed, turning down an offer by President-elect Trump to die in one of the guest rooms at Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Trump’s luxury property in Palm Beach, Florida.
“I offered him one of the best rooms in the place,” Mr. Trump said in a statement a few hours after Castro’s death. “Beautiful. New wall to wall carpet, fresh towels. A great, great place to die, believe me.”
“I even gave him a special rate, almost at cost. And I threw in a fruit basket,” the incredulous President -elect was reported to have said to a staffer. But if he’d rather pass in a place that’s not even in the guide books–whatever. That’s what communists do, I guess. And, by the way, we’re four stars in all the best books.”
Later that night, Mr. Trump tweeted out this abrupt statement: “Castro dies in Cuba. Not nice.”
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